Mid-afternoon sojourns.
You can take the job out of the girl, but you can’t take the girl out of the job’s adjacent watering hole.
Salty soir.
All plaid / All play.
Ordering half portions to be thrifty and then destroying friends’ full portions to be realistic.
A wholehearted (read: 2am) trudge toward obesity because…why not.
Part-time American.
Buckets of beer tipping the scales of excellence.
And.
(Source: shttyadvce, via fabforgottennobility)
